When my Mom got the kids a Shel Silverstein book (Where the Sidewalk Ends), I was a little dubious.  Somehow I just thought he'd be a little too cutesy, but it turned out to be pretty good and the kids liked it a lot.  I like the way he often riffs off of classic styles and themes, as in the nearly Mother Gooseian:

        Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too

        Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too
        Went for a ride in a flying shoe.
        "Hooray!"
        "What fun!"
        "It's time we flew!"
        Said Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too.

        Ickle was captain, and Pickle was crew
        And Tickle served coffee and mulligan stew
        As higher
        And higher
        And higher they flew,
        Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too.

        Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too,
        Over the sun and beyond the blue.
        "Hold on!"
        "Stay in!"
        "I hope we do!"
        Cried Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too.

        Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle too
        Never returned to the world they knew,
        And nobody
        Knows what's
        Happened to
        Dear Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too.

And many of them are just really funny, like:

        Smart

        My dad gave me one dollar bill
        'Cause I'm his smartest son,
        And I swapped it for two shiny quarters
        'Cause two is more than one!

        And then I took the quarters
        And traded them to Lou
        For three times -- I guess he don't know
        That three is more than two!

        Just then, along came old blind Bates
        And just 'cause he can't see
        He gave me four nickles for my three dimes,
        And four is more than three!

        And I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs
        Down at the seed-feed store,
        And the fool gave me five pennies for them,
        And five is more than four!

        And then I went and showed my dad,
        And he got red in the cheeks
        And closed his eyes and shook his head--
        Too proud of me to speak!

Our son Griffin (age 3) loves:

            Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out

                 Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout
                 Would not take the garbage out!
                 She'd scour the pots and scrape the pans,
                 Candy the yams and spice the hams,
                 And though her daddy would scream and shout,
                 She simply would not take the garbage out.
                 And so it piled up the ceilings:
                 Coffee grounds, potato peelings,
                 Brown bananas, rotten peas,
                 Chunks of sour cottage cheese.
                 It filled the can, it covered the floor,
                 It cracked the window and blocked the door
                 With bacon rinds and chicken bones,
                 Drippy ends of ice cream cones,
                 Prune pits, peach pits, orange peel,
                 Gloppy glumps of cold outmeal,
                 Pizza crust and withered greens,
                 Soggy beans and tangerines,
                Crusts of black burned buttered toast,
                 Gristly bits of beefy roasts...
                 The garbage rolled on down the hall,
                 It raised the roof, it broke the wall...
                 Greasy napkins, cookie crumbs,
                 Globs of gooey bubble gum,
                 Cellophane from green baloney,
                 Rubbery blubbery macaroni,
                 Peanut butter, caked and dry,
                 Curdled milk and crusts of pie,
                 Moldy melons, dried-up mustard,
                 Eggshells mixed with lemon custard,
                 Cold french fries and rancid meat,
                 Yellow lumps of Cream of Wheat.
                 At last the garbage reached so high
                 That finally it touched the sky.
                 And all the neighbors moved away,
                 And none of her friends would come to play.
                 And finally Sarah Cynthia Stout said,
                 "OK, I'll take the garbage out!"
                 But then, of course, it was too late...
                 The garbage reached across the state,
                 From New York to the Golden Gate.
                And there, in the garbage she did hate,
                 Poor Sarah met an awful fate,
                 That I cannot right now relate
                 Because the hour is much too late.
                 But children, remember Sarah Stout
                 And always take the garbage out!

We just hope that the surreptitious message is actually sinking in.

And if getting to the good stuff means tolerating the saccharine sentiment of poems like this one:

        Hug O' War

        I will not play at tug o' war.
        I'd rather play at hug o' war,
        Where everyone hugs
        Instead of tugs,
        Where everyone giggles
        And rolls on the rug,
        Where everyone kisses,
        And everyone grins,
        And everyone cuddles,
        And everyone wins.

that seems like a small price to pay, and one you come to expect in the increasingly politically correct world of children's literature.  It's kind of like how you have to wade through the Star-Bellied Sneeches to get to The Grinch.

What I did not realize at the time was that Silverstein had also written two of the great Country novelty tunes of all time--Johnny Cash's:

    A Boy Named Sue

    My daddy left home when I was three,
    And he didn't leave much to Ma and me...
    Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
    Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid,
    But the meanest thing that he ever did
    Was before he left, he went and named me 'Sue'.

    Well, he must o' thought that is was quite a joke,
    And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk.
    It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
    Some gal would giggle and I'd get red,
    And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head.
    I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named 'Sue'.

    Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
    My fist got hard and my wits got keen.
    I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame.
    But I made me a vow to the moon and stars
    That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars,
    And kill that man that give me that awful name.

    Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
    And I just hit town, and my throat was dry.
    I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew.
    At an old saloon on a street of mud,
    There at a table, dealing stud,
    Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me 'Sue'.

    Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
    From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,
    And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
    He was big and bent and gray and old,
    And I looked at him and my blood ran cold,
    And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' How do you do! Now you gonna die!"

    Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes,
    And he went down, but, to my surprise,
    He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.
    But I busted a chair right across his teeth
    And we crashed through the wall and into the street
    Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

    I tell ya, I've fought tougher men,
    But I really can't remember when,
    He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.
    I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,
    He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,
    He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

    And he said: "Son, this world is rough,
    And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough,
    And I know I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
    So I give ya that name and I said good-bye.
    I knew you'd have to get tough or die,
    And it's that name that helped to make you strong."

    He said: "Now you just fought one hell of a fight,
    And I know you hate me, and you got the right
    To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
    But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
    For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
    Cause I'm the son-of-a-b**** that named you 'Sue'."

    I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
    And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
    And I come away with a different point of view.
    And I think about him, now and then,
    Every time I try and every time I win,
    And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
    Bill or George! Anything but sue! I still hate that name!

and the immortal:

                                                  Put another log on the fire,
                                              Cook me up some bacon and some beans;
                                              And go out to the car and change the tire
                                              Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.

                                               Come on, Baby, you can fill my pipe,
                                                 And then go fetch my slippers,
                                                And boil me up another pot of tea;
                                               Then put another log on the fire, Babe,
                                              And come and tell me why you're leavin' me.

                                              Now don't I let you wash the car on Sunday?
                                              Don't I warn you when you're getting fat?
                                               Ain't I gonna take you fishin' someday?
                                             Well, a man can't love a woman more than that.

                                               Ain't I always nice to your kid sister?
                                                Don't I take her drivin' ev'ry night?
                                                  So, sit here at my feet,
                                               'Cause i like you when you're sweet,
                                               And you know it ain't feminine to fight.

                                               Come on, Baby, you can fill my pipe,
                                                 And then go fetch my slippers,
                                                And boil me up another pot of tea;
                                               Then put another log on the fire, Babe,
                                              And come and tell me why you're leavin' me.
 

So I realized I was already, albeit unwittingly, at least a mild fan of his work.  Then recently to my pleasant surprise I found a copy of The Giving Tree for a quarter at the local library book sale.  I brought it home & showed my wife and she said: "I can't believe you got that book, it's so sad".  I'll admit I may have scoffed a little. Then I read it and darn near found my eyes growing moist.  I just felt so sorry for the tree that I wanted to pistol whip that selfish, acquisitive kid/man. Which brings us to the question:  Is it possible that this slender children's book is one of the most insightful comments ever written on the "Me" generation?

This may strike you as absurd, but take a look at the First Things Symopsium about the book that I found online.  For my own part, I read the book as a tragedy, and despite my initial reaction, the boy/man strikes me as the tragic figure.  He is completely consumed by selfish concerns and what he can get from the tree.  The story could equally well be called The Taking Boy.  And in the twilight of his life, what does he have left after taking and taking and taking?  Nothing.  In fact, he has to return to the tree and ask for more.  The final scene seems less of a "reconciliation" than one more desperate act of selfish consumption on his part.  It reminded me of Citizen Kane, with Charles Foster Kane looking back at his life from his death bed and realizing how unfulfilled he is.

Silverstein was just a tad older than the Baby Boomers, but his status as a pop icon rested on their enthusiasm.  So it's ironic that they made him a best-selling author by blindly reading this truly devastating critique of their cohort and their lifestyle to their kids.  Ironic, but delicious. Dorothy C. Judd's review of: Where the Sidewalk Ends  by Shel Silverstein

Friday afternoon in an elementary school classroom can be a real drag, but thanks to "Poetry Circle", it became the favorite part of the week for both me and the kids! (Thank you Bobby Greenberg and Nancy Ricketts for starting this tradition.) It was simple: each child came to the circle prepared to read a poem.  Silverstein was by far the favorite poet, (Jack Prelutsky a close second), and there were children who learned to read simply because they wanted to be able to read one of his poems!

Where the Sidewalk Ends is my favorite collection. Silversteinís poems are hilarious to both adults and kids, and they are further enhanced by marvelous line drawings.  Within the collection there were favorites, but I had so many I could not list them all here.  Having myself broken more than one thermometer by holding it under a light, I suppose "Sick" (pp. 58-59) particularly appealed to me.    Judging by the frequency with which they were read, the kids favored "Ma and God" (p. 119),  "Hungry Mungry" (pp. 160-161), "Captain Hook" (p.18), "Smart" (p. 35), "The Crocodileís Toothache" (p.66), and "Sarah CynthiaÖ" (pp. 70-71)

I created activities based on several of the poems, and here are a few  you might like to try with your own child:

     l.)  "Whatís in the Sack" p.111
Have the child write a story about what is in the sack.  Xerox the picture from the book and let the child draw what is in the sack.

    2.)  "If the World Was Crazy" p. 146
Use the first line of each verse and have your child write (or tell you) what they would eat, wear, or do if the world was crazy.

    3.)  "The Googies are Coming" p. 50
Use the amounts listed in the poem to make up word problems, or have the child make some up.   For example, how much would it cost to buy two dirty ones and three mean ones?  If you had a dollar, how many happy ones could you buy?  Would there be any change?

    4.)  "Invisible Boy" p. 82
Have the child write about whatís in his/her invisible picture.  Personal note:  I despised putting up bulletin boards, but the most fun I ever had was putting up the invisible one.  After we had read this poem, I had each child put his/her name in the lower right corner of a blank piece of paper.  I posted these blanks on the bulletin board  in the hall, with the poem printed in large type as the center item. I just loved hearing the comments of passers-by. The children themselves wrote incredible stories about those blank papers.  Of course one clever kid held up a blank lined paper and said his story was invisible as well!

Orrin points out "Hug oí War", but hereís another one:

              No Difference
              Small as a peanut,
              Big as a giant,
              Weíre all the same size
              When we turn off the light.

              Rich as a sultan,
              Poor as a mite,
              Weíre all worth the same
              When we turn off the light.

              Red, black or orange,
              Yellow or white,
              We all look the same
              When we turn off the light.

              So maybe the way
              To make everything right
              Is for God to just reach out
              And turn off the light!
 

Grade: A+

(Reviewed:04-May-00)

Grade: (A-) Orrin C. Judd

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